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Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
3:55 am	Year in review LJs to come 4 me!!! YAY! I hope everyone will participate! I can't wait to see how everyone's year went... I know mine was a LOLERCOASTER! I hope everyone has a goodnight... I'm off to bedz. PEACE OUT! SHOTOUTS -Michelle- ...I can't really think of anything to say... hmmm just thought of you first... hmmm hmmm hmmmm -Danny- Hey, I'd like to hang out soon!!!! GUITAR HERO??? TENNIS? ...TALKING SHIT ABOUT N00BZ?!!! yes plz! -Michelle- SHIT! ... still got nothin... =\ -Squeaks- Hey, I'd like to hang out soon!!!! GUITAR HERO??? TENNIS? ...TALKING SHIT ABOUT PAT?!!! yes plz! -Michelle- AHA! Eureka! YOUR HAIRCUT IS XTREME!!!! Grats on da cut! If anyone out there cares... O M G, da most bombzigidiest bombz haircut evarh! -Andrew- I'm all better, peach-fuzz, so get ready cuz I'm gonna INVADE soon! YAY! ... o wait you can't read this cuz i'm not on your Friends list.. hrm... -Michelle- ...I decided to just keep up with the pattern... I'm waaaay too tired to even think right now... =\ -Slimpy- STFU plz, k thnx. STARCRAFT CHAMP ULTIMATE BOUT? ...I THINK SO... you chicken shit cocksucker! =] -Michelle- You are this  RAW TRUTH -ANYONE ELSE- You're as cool as Pat. AKA Kiria. -Michelle- ... ...I should probably apologize for this entry... STARTING.... NOW. Soz.. =\ =\ I will delete it soon, YAY!   GOOD NIGHT ALL! FUCK! P.S. lol, I'm ACTUALLY sorry for this entry... o wellz. YOUNG SEARLE!!!!! This is for you, buddy! ME LOVES YOU! ...Hey I need to borrow WC3 original CD... I can't find Slimpy's OR mine =\ Lost in nothingness... =\ (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, December 16th, 2005
2:15 pm	Construction DOs and DON'Ts I love life. Life, however, doesn't love me. I think that means that I have AIDS. yep ...lol! Goodness!! I hate this! ...I'm in such a good mood that I want to update this thing... but there's nothing to update with!!!! GAAAH! O well... as long as you felluz know that I luvs ya, that's good enough 4 me! YAY! I Love... I just... LOVE!!!!!!! Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: 1 of 3 special songzZz! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
12:22 am	NOVEMBER, 15th ...FOREVER! Ever had a moment in your life that is complete!?!? ...Well I just had one... and it's CONTINUING!!!! ...I have no words, I don't think the vocabulary exists to describe how truly perfect this moment is for me!!!! ...I'm sure that it will fade and be replaced by whatever, hunger, WHATEVER, but for now, I want to announce to ALL OF YOU, that I am happy! ...I have been given the GREATEST GIFT that could ever be conceived!!! The very gift that everyone wants... the gift that counts and is true... OMG! I AM HAPPY!!!! PERFECT!!! FLAWLESS!!! I celebrate this perfect moment with anyone who wants to share the joy with me!!! This flawless gift resides deep where no one but me will ever understand, but I thank you all for even trying!!!!! OMG... THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!! ...thank you EDIT:: ...omg, there is nothing better than this!!! SOOOO HAPPY!!!! Current Mood: touched Current Music: Hide and Seek (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 30th, 2005
1:27 pm	NEXT COUPLE OF MONTHS, BIATCHES!!! OK, here is a quick rundown of my life right now... STILL unemployed, this will be fixed very shortly. I'm not really trying very hard to lose weight, but it's still a gay goal! =] I AM GOING TO BLIZZCON! =] ...AND I suck at WoW! OK THEN onto business here people, BUSINESS!!! I know a lot of people hate me right now but this is a livejournal entry dedicated entirely to begging. =] November 12th is another Melee tournament that I will be hosting!!! I want you all there! JON SAKURA, I JASON MCKENNA NEED YOU TO BE THERE! I'm guessing there isn't a chance of this happening, but I still have to ask. I know that you hate me more than a person can be hated, but this is for Melee and for fun, + if I win I'll pay for your entry fee AND your food afterwards!!! You don't even have to be WITH me for this to happen, I can just throw you a $20 and you can resume the hate!!!! YAY! DANNY DEANGELIS, I JASON MCKENNA NEED YOU TO BE THERE! IF I win I will pay your entry fee, but I will not buy you food... afterall you need to lose some serious fucking weight, fatass-fucker. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten... MICHELLE CATALANOTTO I, JASON MCKENNA, NEED YOU TO BE THERE! I will pay for your entry fee, whether I win or not AND throw you a fat $20 bill! THIS IS BRIBERY PEOPLE!!!!! This call is for ANYONE who has ever played Melee!!!! Brandan, though I never talk to you an neither one of us really cares about the other, TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!! Some dudes from El Paso and TX are gonna be coming, and I'm sure they're going to win, which is why it's ANOTHER gamble for you people to show up, but we need to show these lame fuckers what sucky REALLY looks like! =] =] =] SO! put the hate aside and plz attend this tournament!!! NOVEMBER 12th! You can just show up as a birthday present!!!!! O and to make things even MORE uncomfortable I'M GOING TO BE CALLING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR ASSES BOTHERING YOU TO SHOW UP!!! SO, get your caller I.D., and your cancel buttons ready cuz I'm gonna ring ring your asses!!! Let's see here... I think I should post something more serious... something about the Hurricane, maybe? NAW... I'll just post about something later... something that will spark people into action! Something that will make people read livejournals again!!!! ...I know I don't really give a shit about em! lol OK, see you all soon!!!! MELEE TOURNAMENT! TAKE YOUR HATE OUT ON ME ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!! Dave, this means YOU! =] =] lol, I'm absolutely positive that no one I know will be there... lol! YAY! GOOD TIMEZ! Current Mood: determined Current Music: Squeaks' cell phone jamz (31 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 28th, 2005
3:46 am	GOOD MORNING! It's been a while. I miss you all!! A lot has happened!! Who am I?!! =] Anyway... lol, I was going through some of my LJs and realized that I was a lot, well... what's the word, HAPPIER!?! Not to say that I'm not happy right now, just sort of in a void. No real reasons to do anything, either way. COMPLETE APATHY. Still... reading those LJs really brought out so many smiles! lol! I mentioned Michelle, I'm pretty sure, like every 3 words!!! lol! O well, you gotta live... at LEAST once! =] To be completely honest though. I feel like a shadow. Something that isn't complete. For so many years I've relied on my friends to give me identity, and for many many reasons, I think that I'm slowly learning that this is 'probably' a bad way to give your life meaning...! =] lol! Things that I miss: Friends. The dream that was my friends. Ignorance equating to bliss. Mystery, hope, adventures, and purpose. (LOVE) Things that I will always cherish and am very proud I was apart of!!: ______________________________________________________________________________________________ |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX DO NOT READ THE NEXT LINE IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| Michelle's, well, EVERYTHING!! YAY! |XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX_______BEGIN READING AGAIN IF YOU STILL WANT TO!_______XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX| Marlene's, um, lol, MOST THINGS! lol! Cheese Freak Summer! Jon's house! (the Freemont Ellis one...) SC! and all the memories it created! My old house!!! <----lie!! it was a TRAILER!!! =] Music Videoz! ...pretty much everything cool! O and Robert McKenna's cookin! Things that I'm looking forward to! Money. Michelle going to Japan!! I am so proud that she's ACTUALLY following her dreams and kicking some serious ass!! GOODJOB, bearo!!! Jon going to Japan! I am so proud that he's ACTUALLY following one is his dreams! Squeaks following one of his dreams! NICELY DONE! You go get that o-so-fresh pussy! =] Owning Slimpy in a SC match on his birthday! Eating Andrew's dad's cooking on his birthday. (this one will probably not happen though...) =\ =\ Confronting and Conquering my own demons! (see above predicted results!) MUCH MORE TIME WITHOUT PAT! ..... lol! =] Things I want to say before I doze off into the sweet-sweet sleep that can only exist on a disease/dust/dander/fecal/bacteria-ridden couch like Slimpy's! YAY! I love you all! I have made decisions! I am living proof that there is a reaction for every action! That CAUSALITY rules THIS universe! =] I wish you all happiness in every area of you life, through all the dark times, with complete compassion and truth, and I hope you all walk the path of life with dem eyes open!! It's a short path, so enjoy it! As remarkable or unremarkable as this statement can be... even though I'm not really around... I'm here for you all! Michelle, Danny, Lucas, Pat(SYKE!!), and whomever has made me who I am! THANKS FELLAS!!! ...now then, with all gayness being said, g'night all! I hope to be as motivated as I was during this entry so that I can keep making more entries!!!! HOW NOSTALGIC!!!!!! holy shit!!!! GOOD MOODZ?! ...maybe sweet dreams??? WHO KNOWS!?! =] =] g'night all! Flawless!!!!!!! Grunge... glory perfect!!! Cheeks pull perfect crunch shit swollen!!!!!!!!! Alarm fibers alarm hideously!!! Current Mood: nostalgic Current Music: Rick Springfield - Jesse's Girl (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
8:13 pm	JULY TWENTIETH, NINETEEN EIGHTY-SUMTHIN! I know, I know... it's the 21st today, but I couldn't really get around to a computer yesterday... so anyway... HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MICHELLE! I know this doesn't mean much, but I hope that it makes the corners of your mouth twitch JUST A LITTLE!!!! Happy Birthday!!! I might've carved your name into a cement block around the city... the FUN PART is investigating every last one of them to see if I'm telling the truth!!! YAY! ...sorry for the briefness and awkwardness behind this LJ entry, but BIRTHDAYS are well worth the odd remarks and looks I'm sure to get!!!! HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Hochla asking me to cut his hair... AGAIN... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 2nd, 2005
8:39 pm	Colorado Springs, CO Why hello everyone! I know, I know... it's retarded to see me posting on LJ, but I just couldn't help myself this time! I'm over here with the Benz, the Moinator, and the whole german crew... which means FREE FOOD and AMAZING TIMES! ...on a lighter note, I'll be back Monday to enjoy fireworks and LOTS of SEX! YAY! There's a Melee tournament that's going on in Chicago, so my plan is simple: WIN THE LOTTERY AND GO, GO , GO! OK, well I think I'm done for now, see you all soon and know that I'm going to be lvl 60, very soon! -g'night, sweet dreams, hug a pillow for me!!! YAY, YAY, YAY! Please help me win the lottery, k thnx! Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Bad ASS cell phone commercial jam! (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
1:31 am	Pat How many of you like Pat? How many of you have wanted to beat the shit out of Pat? Who the fuck LIKES PAT!?! Who wishes they had Pat's body? Who wishes they swam as fast as Pat? Who here, has ever thought about going on a road trip with Pat... only Pat? If you could kill one person who would it be? ...Is it Pat? If you were attacked by an animal, would you curse at it or throw Pat in front of the bites!? Um... Michelle is awesome! If you were Andrew... would you enjoy Pat's company? And my final question is this: Do you want Pat's dick in your fucking ass??? Now that my questionnaire is done, I'm going to attempt to insult every single person that I can think of... lemme see here... Matt, I hate how you think you're God's gift to women... FUCK YOU! Slimpy, I hate how you think you're God's gift to ...rugs! (Jokez) Gunn, if you say ONE MORE FUCKING THING WHE I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.. I'm going to scream in your ear and send Mike out on Jenna!! (Jokez) Andrew, I know that you've caught a lot of flack for giving up smoking... but I really wanna tell you how proud of you I am! GOOD JOB! =] Adam, ...See Gunn's entry... Jon Sakura, I know you think you're all cool when you scream "Razor Burn", but I just think you're FUCKING STUPID! Pat, ...... ... Kylyk, of all the people I know, you have to be the worst fucking typist, you fuck! Squeaks, why is your back the exact path that a fucking boomerang takes!?! YOU CROOKED, FUCK! Michelle, ...sorry I spilled that tomato junk, forcing you to use your shirt to clean it... stupid fucking twat! Danny, I know you THINK you're all strong and shit, but um, you're NOT, BITCH! Ed, FUCK YOU FOR CALLING ME AT 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TO FIX YOUR FUCKING FUCKSHIT! =] Mo, ...I saw your claymation video thingy... 'nuff said! Jordan, NO ONE WANTS TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CALIFORNIAN FUCKTARD VIDEO! Piss, if I ever have to stare at your ugly fucking face for another hour I'm going to kill myself AND your FUCKING parents! FUCKER! Mike, I feel that you are an amazing director... a real FUCKING Spielberg! Toaster, whenever you tell me a story, I'm pretty sure that I'd rather shit on myself than hear another fucked-ass word! John Hern, you bible blowing fucker! Local TV personalities, FUCK YOU, YOU ALL SUCK! FUCKING COPS... you really make my life fun, you stupid cocksucking cuntwagons! ...Pat, again, you are a real mother fucker for telling people that you think that you're "quicker" than I am! THAT'S FUCKING DUMB! Pat, I'm pretty sure you are as cool as P. Smith in the shower... STILL IN HIS CLOTHES! Jason Martin Lee McKenna, you are by far, the biggest fucking idiot that has ever graced this green fucking Earth. Seeing you get out of the shower is the very FUCKING reason why white people HATE FUCKING NIGGERS! Hearing your voice and smelling your ass REALLY, REALLY SUCKS! GET A LIFE, FAGGOT! ...OH AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR HORNY FUCKIN ASS... seriously, get that wood out of EVERYONE'S FUCKING FACE, you little brown bitch! ...Nice license, too, LOSER! =] =] (Jokez) ...and now I'm done with that I can talk about how COOL my life is right now! ...I think I really wanna eat John Hern's mom's cooking... shit! OK! I'll update more later... and just so you fellers know, kiddos, I'm completly joking in this entry... just feeling goofy so don't post mean shit... I'm really happy right now... I'm sitting next to a bottle of Jack and I'm FINALLY trying to lose weight... come to think of it, I'm really gonna straighten up, get close to my family and figure out which facial hair looks best! YAY! Current Mood: drunk Current Music: Role Playing Kidz (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 16th, 2005
10:49 pm	SORRY ABOUT THE BIG ENTRY, BUT WELCOME ALL!!!! =] Hello all!! TODAY WAS AWESOME! Albuquerque was sooo close to being under the attack of a TORNADO!!! Seriously! I don’t know if you were aware, but a tornado touched down east of Los Lunas and was heading for Albuquerque then faded before anything happened! It was still amazing though cuz of the crazy amounts of hail and wind that we experienced over here at Slimpy’s… where, coincidentally, we were having one helluva BBQ! Good food, good stories and good company makes for good timez! YAY! OK, enough about today, let’s see if I can make a journal entry that has some sort of format… As it stands, my job situation is incredibly stable. Stable enough that I can, theoretically, remain in this state for a long time, but that’s not to say that I’m living comfortably! =[ =[ As many of you know, Capital Structures has already completed work on 2 separate houses! MEGA COOL! We’ve started 4 houses, but have only been able to “capitalize” on 2!!! =] Whatever though, cuz doing what I’m doing is highly stressful and amazing! WISH US LUCK! =] =] Friends. Ah yes, friends. Where to begin!?! I love you all, but I’m not gonna lie and tell you that I’m in a constant state of being ok with you fellers. Sometimes you do things that boggle my mind, much like I’m absolutely positive that you all do with me, like leaving a friend when he’s in need. What am I talking about? Well there’s plenty of ammo to choose from, but the particular thing that I felt was a little awkward was how some of you, I won’t say all of you… I’ve learned my lesson there!, were perfectly fine with leaving Ed to fend for himself when he was in need of assistance last night. Now I know that some people aren’t going to enjoy what I’m writing now, and I apologize ahead of time, but it really hurt me when Slimpy and I showed up to help and he told us that a good portion of the group, if not all, pretty much refused to aid his situation. This is incredibly bothersome to me, and I know that it’s just me and we’re all different… but… um… yeah. Anyhow, whether Slimpy and I could or couldn’t have helped we still showed up, if not for anything else but to just BE THERE, without argument or 2nd thought… Granted, I’m sure that most of you honestly felt like you couldn’t remedy the situation in any way, but that doesn’t mean that you just write it off and continue doing whatever it was you were doing... Eh, I’m not gonna go into too much details… just letting you know what was going through my head today… and last night… I’m pretty sure that my computer is in desperate need of assistance. I am going to, against my best judgements, trust only 2 men with the care of this sucka… Lucas Duncan and, yes, Jonathan! YAY! Comp d00dz, I need help!!! I need to reformat and get advise! HOORAY! I’ll contact you fellas soon enough! =] Frisbee tomorrow, I haven’t worked out the details, but I intend to call everyone tonight and see if they’re up for a game tomorrow! It’ll have to start sometime around 6, because Slimpy really wants in and, you know what, I want his ass there just as much! =] So, this is a shotout to all the homies… TOMORROW, FRISBEE! I’ll supply the Frisbee! COME ON DOWN! Call me at Slimpy’s and I’ll have more details if I don’t get ahold of you first! =] =] Ah yes, soccer and other activities this summer!!! HANGING MUST OCCUR! …and as far as I hear the camping trip is, currently, planned for late May?!?! I’m honestly fine with anytime so long as it doesn’t conflict with MOVIEZ WITH JORDIE! Come back, fucker! Danny, get your ass back here, too! …I’m trying to get lvl 60, d00d, so we can hang out IN GAME! =] =] .Ok! I think I’m done for the time being… though I’d like to talk about more stuff… this doesn’t seem like the proper time to talk about them… SQUEAKS AND ANDREW WALKED IN!! =\ =\ Now they know the gay music I listen to when I write LJs!!! !NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here are my quick-as-shit shotouts to all the people that I thought about today! BAM, BAM! Slimpy: It was cool hanging recently! I have been stupidly busy, mostly being fucking retarded =\ =\, but also working and shit! I intend to kick ass though! =] Michelle: HOW WAS WORK!?! How’s your asshole-dog!? I liked your journal entry today! It brought up the old fashioned smiles that I used to be so well known for! BAM, BAM! Sunday = tomorrow! Danny: GET BACK HERE! I miss you X-9! That’s a lot, holer! John Hern: We need to get some shit done Monday! BAM, BAM! Squeaks and Drew: WTF were you doing today!?! loll!!! n00bs! Tell Emmit to marry me already! Toaster: YO YO, I’ve been thinking about you a lot recently… we should talk, yo! =] Jon Sakura: HOLY SHIT! FF12! I am going to cum all over you and I would hope that you blast right the shit back…!!!! HOLY CRAP! …also, when I start getting money, I plan on making things right between us… =] =] =] well… at LEAST with Slimpy’s Xbox cost! =] =] Everybody else: I don’t really remember you or care about you… have a nice day though! =] =] Current Mood: happy Current Music: Butterfly Jones - Anywhere but Now (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
12:50 am	1 am entries from me = you lol! Here I am wanting to do a meaningful LJ entry, but I can't even TRY to begin to tell you people that I have no idea what the shizzy is going on IN MY OWN HEAD, which makes doing simple things like expressing oneself... difficult. =\ =\ As a result, I'm going to comprise a short list of things that made me happy this week... or hell, just a list of things that have made me happy, period! YAY! 1.) Getting to know Michelle Catalanotto! ALL NAVY POINTS ASIDE, I'd rather relive the day that my brother got arrested, when Marlene told me she never wants to talk to me again, AND the time I crushed Monna's hand in her trunk than have to EVER sit in the same room as her and be thinking the entire time of her only as Jon's girlfriend! YAY! 2.) Danny coming to visit/moving back to Alb!! This is FUCKING AWESOME! 3.) Finally getting legit work is probably the biggest load off my shoulders in a long time! 4.) John Hern cleaning up his life, which is another huge relief and joy! 5.) Squeaks has proven himself to me again... he is ACTUALLY good at Handball! HOLY SHIT! 6.) As a DIRECT result of #1 I am finally able to remember and revisit a part of myself that I had buried and forgotten about LONG AGO... THNX 2 much, Michelle! 7.) Obtaining a whole new understanding of Melee. I really do think that I can get better if I just want it enough... hmmm 8.) Finally taking the first steps to some form of independence! DRIVERS LICENSE ANYONE!?! =] 9.) Going to Natalie's wedding and remembering/reliving all the memories that I have of Drew's! 0.) My health. I haven't been sick in over a year and I'm more grateful than one can be that I'm at the very least ALMOST at par with the norm! =] E.) Listening to a song that reminds me of the good ol' times... I guess Memories in general! =] T.) Thinking of the day when I finally repay my debts to everyone. T.) OMG Six Flags! HOLY BALLZ! F.) Eating food, playing games, and pretty much anything else with my friends! F.) Smoking BLUNTZ with Lucas... and his cat... and also beating the shit out of Pi! =] YAY! OK, g'night everyone... this LJ entry took entirely too long to write! I hope to post more later! PEACE! Current Mood: embarrassed Current Music: Lost In Translation Sountrack (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 19th, 2005
9:13 pm	Randomness? OR poetic genius!?! Hello all! I haven't posted in forever, and to celebrate my return... I give you the most meaningful, honest, and genuine message that I have ever written! YAY! =] =] =] NELGARTH, NELGARTH, NELGARTH! Nex! Luckily tank luckily scratch perfect elaborate servant! Elbows… TREMENDOUSLY FLAT GUNNER UGLINESS! Flawless aegis England hidden odor CHANNELING… CHANNELING SABERTOOTH! Factory, swollen fibers swollen! Immunize clumpy unto hamsters fever berry! FUCK! Culture wine crunch stretch fathers dry swollen cheeks pull crunch cough crunch perfect, tree aegis England hazard, dirty aegis England fuzzy worm gunner chaff realm… Richard! Clasp gunner champ ahem aftermath alarm fiesta… Glory perfect. Glory perfect aftermath photon swollen van marty aftermath unworthy. Luckily relative runny miracle hallway Val shit world, load perfect grunge partake fool gapped member clasp fart one, van fool unworthy!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! =] =] =] For the people who don't understand the depth of my mind... this LJ entry will forever boggle your mind! HOW IS EVERYONE!?! I will post another LJ entry after this one... I just felt like doing something nice and meaningful! YAY! Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: Yellow - Coldplay (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 3rd, 2005
8:31 pm	January is gone Today. Yesterday. Next fucking month... what does it matter? ...What matters anymore in this crazy hectic world that we live in? ...I woke up this morning wondering and thinking, as the day progressed I found myself wishing and worrying, and finally as I approach bed time I'm just dreading... ...but FUCK THAT! It's time for a new edition of THE RATE GAME!!!! FUCK THE BULLSHIT!! So I was sitting here wondering what I'm going to rate people on... then it hit me! I am a critical son of a bitch! WTF! The decision was made and now it's time to unveil it! TODAY I'm going to rate people on 2 different things! The first category will OBVIOUSLY be the ability to lie!! I've decided that this skill is necessary for survival, at least in MY life... =\ As for the 2nd category, it was a lot tougher to find something interesting, educational, and fun... but I believe that I found it! I'm going to rate your fuckin asses on whether or not I think you're good girlfriend/boyfriend material! ...I have no idea why, and this is probably going to suck, but WHO CARES!!!! As always this game is from 1-11, 11 being perfect and 1 being, well, Pi. The first number is the direct rating of your abiltiy to lie. The second rating will follow this! (Sweetie?) OK!! Everybody got it? ON WITH THE GAME! Me: 11 Don't be dumb, fuckers! (Sweetie?) A solid 2, but because of the first category, 7! Danny: 4 I've known you too long! (Sweetie?) Because I'm not a hater, 8 Jon: 4 (Sweetie?) You have the nicest ballsack on da urf! 8 Michelle: 4 Reading you is a challenge, UNDERSTANDING you... fuckin 0! (Sweetie?) 10 ...no one's perfect! =] Slimpy: 2 You leak raw emotion and honesty our of every oriface (Sweetie?) 10-1=9 because of your WILLINGNESS to become a vegetarian... Eddy Hammer: 8 I hear you bullshit my mom all day... =\ (Sweetie?) 2 but because you bang my mom, hard... 5 Squeaks: 0 Honest fuckin Abe, anyone? ANYONE???? psht! (Sweetie?) 4 Lucas: 1 your giggles tell on you (Sweetie?) 5 Mo: 11 ... "I love you, Brian." any FUCKING objections!? (Sweetie?) 3 You eat vegetables, then poop GREEN... Marlene: 1-11 Dunno, I can't read you in ANY way... (Sweetie?) 11 BIAS? yes! Nickie: 4 (Sweetie?) 8 I don't know you very well, but what I do know is pretty kewl. Nielle: 4 You have the same blood as Nickie (Sweetie?) 6 I know you even less... =\ Eddy (Family Matters): 11 HE CONVINCED AMERICA HE WASN'T A FUCKING NIGGER! (Sweetie?) 1 he's a fucking nigger! John Hern: 3 solid (Sweetie?) 9 solid Andrew: 11 the TX trip!! (Sweetie?) 3 sorry dude, too much milk! BUT Gunn: I'll rate anybody, BUT Gunn Dex: 1 (Sweetie?) 9! DDR SKILLZ MoMo: 7 Big guys = good liars! (Sweetie?) 5, because of your hipster car Pi: 0 (Sweetie?) 0 Bing: 4 (Sweetie?) 5 sorry, too AZN =\ Ben, Mike, Noah, Jose, and Ashley (Combined): 11 somehow you all convinced me that you liked me! (Sweetie?) 1 Ed: 3 (Sweetie?) 5 Ed in ultra denial of 100% accurate MEGA GOTH mode: 3 (Sweetie?) 5 WOW! SAME RATINGS... must be gothic, normally... Miriam: 8 You little siren! =] (Sweetie?) 6 Get rid of Pi and you get a good ol 9! Jordan: 10 DUH, you live in HOLLYWOOD (Sweetie?) 9 on the surfact, good guy Emmit: 7 (Sweetie?) 3 ...I've HEARD you on the phone... OOOO BOY Searle: 11 somehow, you convinced me that Lenore isn't cheating on you! (Sweetie?) 4 Toaster: 8 (Sweetie?) 3 Jon M: 2 (Sweetie?) 8 Alyce: < [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<cough [...] cough**>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] Today. Yesterday. Next fucking month... what does it matter? ...What matters anymore in this crazy hectic world that we live in? ...I woke up this morning wondering and thinking, as the day progressed I found myself wishing and worrying, and finally as I approach bed time I'm just dreading... ...but FUCK THAT! It's time for a new edition of THE RATE GAME!!!! FUCK THE BULLSHIT!! So I was sitting here wondering what I'm going to rate people on... then it hit me! I am a critical son of a bitch! WTF! The decision was made and now it's time to unveil it! TODAY I'm going to rate people on 2 different things! The first category will OBVIOUSLY be the ability to lie!! I've decided that this skill is necessary for survival, at least in MY life... =\ As for the 2nd category, it was a lot tougher to find something interesting, educational, and fun... but I believe that I found it! I'm going to rate your fuckin asses on whether or not I think you're good girlfriend/boyfriend material! ...I have no idea why, and this is probably going to suck, but WHO CARES!!!! As always this game is from 1-11, 11 being perfect and 1 being, well, Pi. The first number is the direct rating of your abiltiy to lie. The second rating will follow this! (Sweetie?) OK!! Everybody got it? ON WITH THE GAME! Me: 11 Don't be dumb, fuckers! (Sweetie?) A solid 2, but because of the first category, 7! Danny: 4 I've known you too long! (Sweetie?) Because I'm not a hater, 8 Jon: 4 (Sweetie?) You have the nicest ballsack on da urf! 8 Michelle: 4 Reading you is a challenge, UNDERSTANDING you... fuckin 0! (Sweetie?) 10 ...no one's perfect! =] Slimpy: 2 You leak raw emotion and honesty our of every oriface (Sweetie?) 10-1=9 because of your WILLINGNESS to become a vegetarian... Eddy Hammer: 8 I hear you bullshit my mom all day... =\ (Sweetie?) 2 but because you bang my mom, hard... 5 Squeaks: 0 Honest fuckin Abe, anyone? ANYONE???? psht! (Sweetie?) 4 Lucas: 1 your giggles tell on you (Sweetie?) 5 Mo: 11 ... "I love you, Brian." any FUCKING objections!? (Sweetie?) 3 You eat vegetables, then poop GREEN... Marlene: 1-11 Dunno, I can't read you in ANY way... (Sweetie?) 11 BIAS? yes! Nickie: 4 (Sweetie?) 8 I don't know you very well, but what I do know is pretty kewl. Nielle: 4 You have the same blood as Nickie (Sweetie?) 6 I know you even less... =\ Eddy (Family Matters): 11 HE CONVINCED AMERICA HE WASN'T A FUCKING NIGGER! (Sweetie?) 1 he's a fucking nigger! John Hern: 3 solid (Sweetie?) 9 solid Andrew: 11 the TX trip!! (Sweetie?) 3 sorry dude, too much milk! BUT Gunn: I'll rate anybody, BUT Gunn Dex: 1 (Sweetie?) 9! DDR SKILLZ MoMo: 7 Big guys = good liars! (Sweetie?) 5, because of your hipster car Pi: 0 (Sweetie?) 0 Bing: 4 (Sweetie?) 5 sorry, too AZN =\ Ben, Mike, Noah, Jose, and Ashley (Combined): 11 somehow you all convinced me that you liked me! (Sweetie?) 1 Ed: 3 (Sweetie?) 5 Ed in ultra denial of 100% accurate MEGA GOTH mode: 3 (Sweetie?) 5 WOW! SAME RATINGS... must be gothic, normally... Miriam: 8 You little siren! =] (Sweetie?) 6 Get rid of Pi and you get a good ol 9! Jordan: 10 DUH, you live in HOLLYWOOD (Sweetie?) 9 on the surfact, good guy Emmit: 7 (Sweetie?) 3 ...I've HEARD you on the phone... OOOO BOY Searle: 11 somehow, you convinced me that Lenore isn't cheating on you! (Sweetie?) 4 Toaster: 8 (Sweetie?) 3 Jon M: 2 (Sweetie?) 8 Alyce: <<cough COUGH** **COUGH, COUGH, COOOOUGH!*** *cough** sniffle**>> Charlotte AKA fucking beauty: 10 you told me that I looked HANSOME! (Sweetie?) um, 11? yes. Decilia: 10 (Sweetie?) You'd just be a good FUCK. 2 Mike: 8 (Sweetie?) You, also, would just be a good FUCK. 2 JTHM: 7 (Sweetie?) 6 Pat: I fucking hate your sorry ass. 0 (Sweetie?) You WOULDN'T EVEN be a good fuck! 0 Michela: 4 too much hate for men to lie (Sweetie?) 2 The BOD: 1 the perfect American (Sweetie?) 11 See reason for category 1 Dan: because you're ACTUALLY GAY 11 (Sweetie?) 1 because you're ACTUALLY GAY Cheyenne: 4 (Sweetie?) 5 Hochla: 4 (Sweetie?) 7 we both see eye to eye... even though I'm LEAGUES TALLER! HA! Pat: I wasn't finished FUCKING HATING YOU!!!! 0, 0, 0, 0, 0!!!! John Dubois: 8 (Sweetie?) 3 I caught a scent of your rotten sexscapades! Karen: 3 (Sweetie?) 6 Monna, Squeaks' mom, and Danny's folks (combined): 11 because I fear for my life when they speak (Sweetie?) 1 T.C.: I'm giving you an easy 2 (Sweetie?) 2! Don't hate me! JESSE!!!! I LOVE YOU, JESSE! Come back from the dark side! I'm still here! YAY! 3 (Sweetie?) 11! That's MY blood you've got hidden in there! =] OK, sorry about the length of this entry! lemme know if I forgot any of you... and I'm sorry if I wan't accurate! This is all based on my views and imagination, so STFU! Also... sorry that this wasn't entertaining at all.. =\ THIS MIGHT BE THOUGH!: Lincoln: "Hey, brother, you hungry?" Jason: "Naw I just got back from Lotaburger..." Lincoln: "Just eat the fuckin taco, man!" That is the exact conversation I had with my brother, Lincoln a couple of days ago! YAY! Thnx for readin, nigz! Current Mood: amused Current Music: Third Eye Blind CUZ I fear no terrorists! (31 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
11:28 pm	FAKTCE Random FAKTCE ... #1 There is a Melee tournament this Saturday. I am hosting... it's going to be small and fun! GO GO GO! #2 Tomorrow is an amazing day because we're going to OWN a contract signing... maybe. #3 I spent a lot of time thinking these past couple of days... AS FUCKING USUAL. #4 Danny should SERIOUSLY get his ass back to Albuquerque... WTF, man!? #5 Andrew McKenna is hoarding the most important treasure that the world has ever fucking seen... HIS DAD!!! =\ #6 The amount that I watch and rewatch romantic comedies is frightening... this is way too similar to how much I play Monkey Punk and listen to Bohemian Rhapsody... =\ #7 ...um, girls are the most amazing things possible... seriously! I watch them and am immediately, OK! MORE GURLZ PLZ... =] #8 John DuBois is the most annoying fuck on the planet... ALL HE DOES IS BOAST ABOUT SHIT!!!! lol! I love him! #9 Canker sours are amazing. I'm glad I've never had one! YAY! #10 Spunking in your pants, with no underwear, is a good thing... ESPECIALLY when you wear the pants for 3 days! (((QUESTION))) Which of these 3 games are you looking forward to the most? The New Zelda Starcraft: Ghost Halo 3? Current Mood: listless Current Music: Squeaks jacking then licking then defending his actions..... (26 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
11:47 am	January = AWARENESS These are the 5 words, in order, that sum up how I'm feeling right now! YAY! 1. Proud 2. Content (VEEEERY rare with me! YAY) 3. Hungry 4. Anxious 5. Wounded There are reasons for each, but there's no time for that! This entry is dedicated to the ABSOmazing eveents that took place this weekend! GO FUN! OK, Thursday was quite rad because everything was going down at once, and time was the key player here. The physical trip to Lubbock was very fun indeed... many convos made the time 'fly by' just like Maverick and Goose! =] Very early in the morning, we ate at some place with boracho-barbacoa-brain burritos. BASICALLY the QUAD Bs. These thing are amazing and I would ask that you all try them at some point in your lives... YAY for grease! Michelle and I headed off once we woke up and headed for Dallas. HOLY BALLS! The physical trip there was very fun indeed! I got to watch an azn sleep while I attempted to not get thrown in a TX slammer! GO ME! After getting lost in FUCKING Dallas, we made our way to the grandest of the grand... we entered the ziggidy of Dallas where the richies stayed and walked into a badass house! there was a room for everything there! there was a room to take your shoes off!! WTF!? ...O wait, I forgot to mention the wackies that happened while we were lost, but there's NO time for that! ...So, Friday was da bombs! GO stomach-butterflies! YAY Saturday things got to get abso-awesome! We woke up, got ready, headed down and waited for the fun to begin... Lemme tell you about the convention center thingy that we were at! There wasn't a t.v. smaller than 31 inchz, every single sitting area was the most comfortable thing imaginable, the ventilation was top-notch, and the people didn't make me want to kill myself!!!! (most of the time anyway) As it was, Friday kicked some serious ass as Michelle and I owned everyone with our amazing skillz! YAY FOR MELEE ALL FUCKING DAY! Sunday arrived and now was the time for crazies. After meeting many kewlz, we were now in the singles tournament.... this was the mother of them all! Michelle valiantly fought off super attacks, but sadly fell for a cheapshot! =\ SHE DID AMAZING THOUGH! HOLY SHIT! =\ I fought well, but not well enough, for I was slain on the battlefield! BUMMER! BUT... it truly was the greatest thing that I have ever experienced... I already KINDA talked with Squeaks about cool times, but I don't care enough to post em here... OK then! OVERALL: BEST TIME OF MY LIFE! THANKS MICHELLE! You are d'best! HUUUUULE! WE ARE GOING TO EVERY TOURNAMENT, EVER! =] Current Mood: crazy Current Music: matt dry jacking it in his room (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 7th, 2005
11:26 pm	Crust I HATE the feeling of eating too much. This was brought on because I felt like there was nothing else to do, but eat. Now I'm sitting here wondering... Which of these famous quotes is more important to your happiness? The quote that gets the most votes (winner) will receive 1 full month in which I cannot ask a favor! WHO'S READY!?!?! 1.) "Do you ever think about being a dad?" -Jesse 2.) "I broke up with **Kirsten today..." -JSBM 3.) "I'll hang out with anyone, BUT Gunn!" -Slimpy 4.) "...One Five." -Michelle 5.) "Wow! A SHUTTLE!" -Ed 6.) "NO. JUST, NO." -Andrew 8.) "We should do a massage train. I CALL MY SISTER!!" -Squeaks 9.) "Hey there Long Legs Lenore... **leave room speaking in whispers" -Searle 0.) "What do you think, the FBI is gonna come CrAsHiNg through the walls or something!?!" -Danny 12) "...That's cool" -Jon 13) " " -Pat (I don't remember because I was FUCKING SLEEPING! 14) "I don't know but up your ass!" ALSO "It's a spooky night..." ALSO "I'm going out with Eddy Hammer, and every word of it is true!" -Diana Cramer 15) "WHO THE FUCK IS TUHTORRO!?!!" -JR Bonesteel OK, as you can see, I have NO ability to remember things, but we'll see! If you can remember a famous quote from someone in the group, plz post it and I'll do another edition of this game, with a DIFFERENT prize... lord only knows how long I can go without asking for favors! =] HAVE A GOOD NIGHT ALL! Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Matchbox 20 ......WTF am I thinking!?! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 1st, 2005
1:13 pm	2004 is behind me like my fart juices! OK! These are the highlights of the year! -I think I remember something earlier in the year... but not really, SO Let's skip RIGHT to mid year! I think somewhere in the timeframe of SOCCER PROZ, Marlene phoned me and said to never speak to her again. -Skipping right along now, I FOR SURE remember my first Melee tournament that had more than 16 people in it! HOLY HOLY HELLZ! Absolutely amazing! -I have gotten to know Michelle a lot more than I would have ever anticipated! HOORAY! Good times! -I've learned, since November 23rd, that there isn't a better Priest ON THE PLANET! -I've seen Karen's boyfriend's penis... OUT OF NOWHERE! HOLY CRAP! -Andrew stopped existing in our lives, and appeared in..... FUCKING PAT'S! WTF! -....On a much sadder note, I think that JTHM broke up with his girlfriend.................. .... ...AGAIN! HAHAAHH! -My tennis dreams were shattered when I saw my main man Andrew Agassi fail to overcome the odds! SNIFF!!!!! =[ =[ =[ -I got fired from a place where I was able to fucking sleep all day.... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE THAT?!!? =] -I got to know another girl, Cheyenne. She's not a hipster, but I did manage to save her life! GO HERO! -I learned that without Danny, I simply don't have a chance of making people laugh!!!! COME BACK FOR GOOD YOU OGRE FUCK! -I showered with 2 other men. -....After telling me to forget that she ever existed, I INTELLIGENTLY, showed up at her house on the 23rd to wish her parents a Merry Christmas... Odd thing was, she hadn't told her parents about what happened, which makes me wonder... hmmmmmm -Noah left my life and has now passed away. -I am not living, for free =] =] =] =] =], at Slimpy's! This isn't official or anything, just accurate rumors! -Every electronic piece of equipment in my house sizzled like an egg to the Arizona sun! NICE! (Sorry slimp!) -I gained weight... OR DID I!?!?!?! muahahahaha! -I somehow managed to find friendship within John Hern again, YAY FOR d00dz! -I am responsible for the eventuality of Adam Searle's divorce... sorry dude. -I stared at soooo many asses! They are really, really nice to look at! (male OR female! WHO CARES!?!?!) -I saw the death of an innocent, and somehow... there lies a twinkle of hope and beauty! (Miriam Duncan) P.S. Pi > OTHER OPTIONS -I can't remember if I went to jail at somepoint THIS year... hmmm dunno. -...My mom dated, and still might be dating, one named EDDY HAMMER!!!!!!! EDDY FUCKING HAMMER!!!! ...and now a Quote from my dearest mother's lips! "They call him Eddy Hammer, and every word of it is true!" .........help me guys... help me. -I was around for some of my friend's who lost people that were in their lives. (Slimps, Jordan, Marcus, Jake, Bill, and Graham) Sorry guys. -I found an orb-like thing, I looked into it, and now I'm creating an army of **Urokai and am leading them to the gates of WAR! -I made people cry. -I made more people laugh and smile! -I ate some amazing food, and some other stuff I'd rather not talk about! -I remembered all those who I used to be close to, and I still do! -I've asked for help, and have helped.... a little! =] -I slept naked. -I made Nickie feel uneasy. -Ed is stupid. -I learned a little, and have forgotten much. -And now I look to the future! The future that is bright and ripe with possibility! I look for paths that haven't been found, and I cheat by following some other d00d! I plan on everything, and expect nothing! I AM JASON MCKENNA! Lord of the lands, keeper of myths! HAIL TO THE SANGUILORD! ....Thank GOD I didn't see Pat for the last part of the year... I would've KILLED MYSELF!!!!! =] =] =] Current Mood: chipper Current Music: The Return to Innocence! (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004
10:09 pm	The post BEFORE 2004, in review! OK, so Christmas is coming up and there's nothing we can do to stop it! Not that I would or even want to, but it's just freaking me out that time is bustin my lips up! =\ This year has been, altogether, pretty sux. BUT that's for the entry AFTER this one! Right now I want to know what you guys are looking forward to in the '05! FUCKIN A! OK! So, I've devised a very simple system so that we can all get a very clear, simple picture as to what you want to go down during the next 365 days! This is the LIST YOUR FUTURE GOALS, DESIRES, and DREAMS game! I only want you to list the top 5 things that you want to happen, or change... er whatever! I guess I'll stop blabbin and start krackin! (not in any kind of order of importance) 1. I'm going to bring it back O.G. style with my family! I intend to try and pick up the slack that has accumulated between us all! 2. I plan on succeeding in the new biz I'm getting into... I'm sure it'll be rough, but all will be well, I'm sure! 3. I see closure, but no change with my love situation... but who knows! YAY! 4. I plan on spending some serious quality time with my friends because I feel our core is weakening! 5. ............perfecting my body through various excercises, routines, piercings, and tatoos! YEAH! ...Resolutions, NO! THINGS I WANT TO HAPPEN, YES! YAHOO!! ...God why are the servers down!!?!?! Look what I'm forced to do!!!!!!! =[ =[ =[ Current Mood: moody Current Music: Our Lady Peace stuff (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:05 am	Don't read unless you're bored and have 8 hours! =\ =\ =\ So. What to talk about? Wellp, I COULD make another Rate Game, or some other spinoff, but I don't think I'll be doing that tonight. Tonight I think that I'm going to talk about each and every one of you... from my point of view. Honesty is the main ingredient, with some comedy, and just a dash hope! I have no idea what I'm going to say, or why I'm going to say them, but WHO CARES! YAY! So, lets see what I got cookin! Jason. You're one of the most confident and stable fuckheads I've ever met. I'm not only COMPLETELY confused by every decision that you make, but I give you credit for each and every fucked up one! You are genuinely good at everything you do, which unfortunately varies from Melee to destroying your life, AND you've got some of the worst fuckin breath out there! YAY, YOU! Ed. First off, you've GOT to be the dumbest fucker on this planet! Not only do you got a lot going for you, but you hide it with a mask of "FUCK THE WORLD BECAUSE I'M HOPELESS" mask! Nothing is worse than a person who complains about something that is untrue. We all have uber faith in you, not because you've done amazing things, but because you're our friend... as SUCKY AS THAT IS! YAY! Pull yourself together before the pieces that you're left with don't resemble who you truly are! GO, ED! Danny. You make me feel good. You make me feel better. You allow me to FEEL things that I've almost forgotten! HOWEVER, you're also one of the biggest retards! Much like Ed, I see a ridiculous amount of ability beaten and bruised from the speed bumps along the way. Another reason I love you so much is because of the Vegeta in you! You're NEVER, EVER WILLING TO GIVE IN OR GIVE UP! That stubborness forces me to believe in you! All things aside though, you are by far, the best kisser that I have ever had or will ever have. Michelle. Michelle you are classic textbook. WHICH TEXTBOOK, is the question! What does this mean, exactly? Dunno. What I'm trying to say is that I can look at you and know EXACTLY why you do everything you do, but when I'm around you, it's pretty much confusion. We all think that you're one of the most amazing chicks that a vagina has ever produced, so silence your insecurities! If anything, I'm sure we're ALL grateful for your flaws, because it's something we can all see within ourselves... it's when these spill out that they become issues! O and we DEFINITELY need to hang out more! SOOO MUCH TO LEARN, and then JUDGE! YAHOO! Jon. Creator of dreams and Maker of memories, your story will stay with me, and I'm sure all of us, throughout the rest of our meaningless lives! Not only have you managed to make a path that next to no one will dare take, but you look good doing it! Somehow, you have managed to exist beyond the boundaries of "reality" and have kept the core of what you've always been! NICE! BUUUT, as I get closer and closer to the statue, I am seeing more and more flaws. (Alfie) The Drama that exists in your life is enough to fill 10 cups, and I see it chipping away at your fine finish! I also see the stresses and weight of the world beginning to wear at your foundation... so I implore you to never give in! ALWAYS live for the light at the end of the tunnel! Why don't we hang out as much!?!?!? BAM BAM BOOM! John Hern. No doubt about it, you are unique. I've never seen anybody on this planet with the same vision and belief! Like everyone else though, you're pretty screwed up! I know for a fact that you're working on your flaws, and I thank everything good that you do, because you have seriously changed my life in ways that not even a diesel changes a body when it rams into it at 110 mph! Keep on truckin and don't let me get you down! SHWEEET! Slimpy. Wow! When I first met you I always thought you were the most structurally-sound entity, ever! Luckily I've hung out with you to realze the TRUTH! YOU FUCKING ARE THE MOST STRUCTURALLY-SOUND FUCKER, EVER! boom! Definitely solid. Defined. You're like a Night Elf forrest with really big trees! It is because of this evolutionary miracle that you are able to be so amazing! I owe you like 60 Gs, and you're STILL not sick of me.... yet! HOLY BLASTERS! You go, boy! ...I think I hate you though.... Marlene. Unfortunately you're the one that I chose to give my all to. As with everything to do with me, I really do pour myself into all the products... so when I say that I gave you my all, what that translates to is that I gave you JUST ENOUGH to make a difference in your life, then started adding the "Jason" poinson to the mixture, which in the end, ALWAYS works. I almost feel that I have to apologize to you. Maybe you were just an innocent that was blasted by the proximity bomb that was my hopeless attempt to make myself out to be something that I wasn't... important. Now I definitely realize that I matter to almost everyone that has met me, but it kills me to live with the decision I made to "Not be enough... for you." I KNOW that your life would be a better one if I were in it, but because I never really believed it, all I ever did was damage you... when you were already so brittle. Marlene your time out there in this world, all alone, might have to be a long while... but I want you to know that you've made the ULTIMATE change in, at least, one person's life! So, do what you do best and live your life... because every moment that you do, you give me hope, reason, and happiness! Cheyenne. We've talked, I've witnessed, and now I've finally come to a decision! I officially declare that you deserve... ME! Don't think that you're getting some amazing prize though, I'm just a normal guy that comes with a lot of fucked-up baggage... but at least you'd have something true! When I look at you I realize more and more that you're an untapped resourse, PERFECT for manufacturing good! You're so simple, real, and dedicated that it fills me with joy to be one of the few lucky fuckers to have experienced you. Maybe one day you'll stop being so stupidly farsided, and see what's been right in front of you the entire time... Jordan. I completely forgot about you, bro! My apologies! I honestly think that you're going to be A-ok! I will go and visit you in Cali sometime next year... I promise d00d! ..... lol. I will write more if you want! lol! Andrew. Where the FUCK did you go!?!? Maybe I did what I always do and overstayed my welcome, but I want to let you know that I remember ALL the shit! From kicking it, laughing, at your house to kickin it, shooting the shit, under the stars! Good times, annoying circumstances... yeah I remember those! COME BACK FROM THE DARK SIDE! Gunn. You didn't beat the shit out of your brother when he was owning your parents... BAD GUNN! Slimpy, AGAIN. I know that you don't think I'm important to this planet... but I'll have you know that one of these days... something is going to happen... and then you'll be like, hmm... EH, WHATEVER! Pat. <----- not important enough for me to think about. Mike'n'Matt. I think that I'm a better lover than both of you... WUT, BITCH... WUT!?!?!?! Squeaks. For the longest time I've thought that you were a real, SON-OF-A-GUN! ...As we've gotten closer I've finally realized that you're so much more! Now you're an INCESTUOUS son-of-a-gun! Seriously though, the idea of you teaching new genz fills me with pride and gratefulness. Not because I think you'd be good, but because at least one of us is going to impact lives... AWRIGHT! Jesse. Thinking about you breaks my heart. I love you so much that it, PHYSICALLY, pains me to be around you. I can't help but think that I've failed in every aspect of my life... and to see that reflecting off of your eyes is almost too much to bear. All you've ever done is reminded me of the things that really matter in life... but I'm so much of a retard that I've ignored those because of my self-richeousness! Forgive me? ...It's hard to see past your sister in you though! She's a powerful force! lol! I'm working on myself, dude, don't lose faith or hope! See you Christmas! =] =] Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Crimson and Clover (20 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 4th, 2004
6:59 pm	ONLINE GAMING, on a whole new level, fucknuts! OK, this post is very simple in it's design. I have configured a fool-proof, scientific method to determine whether a person is correct or not. The time for testing has come. Join me brothers and sisters as we delve deep within our collective minds to find out the truth, the meaning, and MAYBE even the reason for our flaws and characteristics! THE OMEGA SECTOR OF JUDICIAL AWARENESS ACT: Sec. 32 (CORRECT OR NOT) According to my secret document, the rules of this session tryout are simple: Answer the question, or give a yes or no to the various questions to determine whether or not you are correct! A short reason is always appreciated... for SCIENTIF reasons, of course! ;) Honesty is essential, but through this ancient technique, it isn't necessarily, necessary! ...GOODLUCK! 1. Do you think that YOU defeat me in a REAL fight? 2. Have you ever wanted to be caught masturbating the hell out of your sexual organ(s)? 3. If the situation were to happen to you, would you bang a friend's girlfriend? 4. Is Jason wasting his time/life following his heart with ENLREAM? (thnx, Danny!) 5. Your life is better with Jason in it, right? 6. Do you like receiving head, rather than giving it? 7. If you had the chance, would you steal from a friend? 8. Would you take cheese over meat? WHO THE FUCK WOULD CHOOSE CHEESE HERE!?!?!?!?! 9. Is your penis, or clitoris, bigger than Jason's nub? 10. Have you ever left streaks in your underwear? 11. Do you want or HAVE you ever wanted to have sex with Nickie? <---- lol, good question! LOL 12. Is Jason the best Melee player in this group? 13. Would you say that you are selfish? 14. Do you want Danny to move back to Albuquerque? 14 1/2. Is Danny better off in Texas? 15. Do you hate Pat? ...ok! Did you answer honestly, or correctly, or both!? WE'LL SEE!? Here are my answers, and as a result, the RESULTS of those answers! Let's see how our "space age/timeless" technological process did!?!!? 1. NO. ----INCORRECT---- 2. NO. It's happened to me too many times! ----WRONG---- 3. NO. Whoa!!!!! Vagina IS pretty tasty... hmm.... ----CORRECT---- 4. NO. (duh, fuckers) ----INCORRECT---- 5. YES. ----WRONG---- 6. Giving. My penis is very, very inadequate!!! =\ =\ =\ ----CORRECT---- 7. YES. ...this is ME we're talking about... ----RIGHT---- 8. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. ----CORRECTAMUNDO---- 9. Smaller. (is this even possible?) ----PERFECT---- 10. YES. ----CORRECT---- 11. NOPE. ----LIE---- 12. YES. ----100%---- 13. NO. I give smiles out ALL the time! ----CORRECT---- 14. YES. and NO. ----CORRECT, RIGHT---- 15. <> ----Agreed---- O SHIT! IT WORKS!!!!! WHAT HAVE I CREATED!!?!?!?! Current Mood: nervous Current Music: Tupac - Dear Momma (51 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
12:22 am	Questionnaire (HIP BURGER style) Random Questions for you folks! These will determine how much I like you, YAY! Obviously this is going to be a 1-10 thing... SO enough of your time, let my judging... BEGIN!!!! 1. Name one of your friends that you'd have to be completely alone with for 1 year straight. 2. Name one of your friends that you'd want backing you up in a fight. 3. Name one of your friends that you'd call for some advice. 4. Name one of your friends that you'd rather not hang out with. 5. Name one of your friends that you'd like to bang relentlessly. 6. Name one of your friends that you'd most likely be seen with in or near the Rio Grande. 7. Name one of your friends that you'd like to fight for any number of reasons. 8. Name one of your friends that you'd like to get to know better. 9. Name one of your friends that you'd like to go into business with. 10. Name one of your friends that you'd want to have the deepest convo with. MY ANSWERS: 1. John Hern 2. J.R. 3. Danny 4. Pat. ...or J.R. either way =] 5. Cheyenne 6. Danny 7. That sick stomach kid (S.I.D.S.) ...OR Jon Sax 8. JTHM 9. John Hern 10. Squeaks OK! Tune in later as I ask more random, shitty questions that determine HOW MUCH I LIKE YOU! YAY! Current Mood: determined Current Music: WoW Soundtrack (46 Comments |Comment on this)